The Gideonse Bible   With the beard? Yeah, you!

• loves reading about how utterly incompetent and weird Sarah Palin is. ( http://bit.ly/IBUFL ) #
• wonders if Sarah Palin’s successor is as dumb as she is. ( http://bit.ly/jib3e ) #
• didn’t realize Levi Johnston could spell, let alone write a book. ( http://bit.ly/nw7U8 ) #
• thinks President Muffley’s phone call to the Russian premier in Dr. Strangelove is one of the greatest comic monologues of all time. #
• doesn’t know where to hang the pictures. #
• RT @thegarance Sparklers & MGMT. http://bit.ly/131YZm. Happy 4th of July! #
• loves, loves, LOVES that two older gentlemen who live two doors down are having their own R&B dance party. #
• wonders if the tatted up blond guy who is moving in downstairs is a gay. http://posted.at/FaU #
• is going to the gym, where he hopes the endorphins will help him forget his seriously serious financial problems. http://posted.at/LFK #
• http://twitpic.com/9gcat – wonders what tired out Jack and Betsy. #
• forgot how absolutely amazing The Talented Mr. Ripley is. #
• didn’t realize 1) M. Butterfly was a true story, nor 2) that anyone involved could still be alive. ( http://bit.ly/YBdM8 ) #
• is is “fast and furtive.” ( http://bit.ly/18YJoU ) #
• wonders why folks are so excited about going to the Michael Jackson tribute. It’s not like MJ is performing. ( http://bit.ly/Q5ePL ) #
• is working on his NSF grant application. #
• doesn’t quite understand how Sears is still in business. They’re always empty. #
• used to represent @stephenfalk, who wrote tonight’s episode of Weeds, which was wonderful and wonderfully filthy. #
• is happy about the new student loan laws. ( http://bit.ly/XFJdd ) #
• is at Bourbon Street. The place stinks of stale beer and sadness. #
• wishes Republicans weren’t total idiots. But if 7 in 10 would vote for Palin, it’s clear 70% are total idiots. ( http://bit.ly/VStjk ) #
• has 8.6 pounds in the last month. #
• wants to be a little clearer: He lost 8.6 pounds in the last month. #
• is is at the combination Pizza Hut and Taco Bell. Again. ( http://bit.ly/3eFFBO
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• wants you to know than even a monkey knows that your grammar sucks butt. ( http://bit.ly/2sXw8H ) #
• is pleased that A.O. Scott wrote “‘Brüno’ is a lazy piece of work that panders more than it provokes.” ( http://bit.ly/252gIN ) #
• would like to know if anyone has successfully won an appeal on a UCSD parking ticket. If so, please advise. #
• is watching “1984″ because he has been thinking too much about UCSD’s parking Nazis. #
• is eating in the ghetto on a hundred-dollar plate. #
• cannot believe Newsweek’s Top 100 Books list. It’s a cynical ploy for web traffic. And terrible. ( http://bit.ly/bpxsA ) #

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