The Gideonse Bible   With the beard? Yeah, you!

• would pay someone to… well, do a lot of things. But he is poor, so the weekend is a giant suck. Except for yesterday’s beach outing. #
• wonders if anyone in San Diego knows how to convert to 110V outlet to a 240V outlet, you know, without electrocuting anybody. #
• still doesn’t have a working dryer, so the Gideonse/Williams family is hanging its laundry in the garage, the front yard, the living room… #
• loves the pure joy of EternalMoonwalk.com. ( http://bit.ly/5oRG9 ) #
• hit the iTunes Genius on “Enjoy the Silence” and was blessed with a 100-song playlist that is so,so, so 80s gay. #
• cannot believe there wasn’t a line at the Hole! #
• needs to learn not to read the comments on the Huff Post; they’re only slightly less offensive than the ones on YouTube. http://is.gd/1xg2K #
• loves the subject of the latest email from The New Yorker: “Sarah Palin, the obesity epidemic.” #
• is watching “Traffic” with his students. #
• [hearts] Tori Amos for — HA — covering Britney Spears. ( http://bit.ly/nDCj9 ) #
• thought it would be less hot today. Wah. #
• wonders what the secret ingredient in Peet’s coffee is. Ritalin? Meth? Crack? #
• http://twitpic.com/acz40 – having Ruthie and not Rich Sweeney at the Reality TV event at Mo’s is lame. #
• loves days when he can prep for class in 10 minutes flat. #
• is happy that the smell wafting through his window switched from Aqua Net to bacon. #
• http://twitpic.com/ah0ds – is walking a very small dog. #
• will go bat-shit if his already meager grad student wages are reduced by the UC Regents. #
• wonders if the Prius ads are among the best ever made. Top 10, at least? #
• is at World Famous in Pacific Beach because it’s Eduardo’s birthday. One should say, “because it’s Eduardo’s birthday” to explain or exc … #

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