The Gideonse Bible   With the beard? Yeah, you!

• should be glad that the SUV vandalized in front of his house did not have “DYKE” keyed onto it. Just a smashed window. Still: Scary. #
• is watching the San Diego Pride Parade from a roof patio. #
• http://twitpic.com/assl8 – doesn’t understand the bear float at Pride. #
• just watched Gavin Newsom march on by with his gaggle of sign-waving gays. He would certainly be the best looking governor in the US. #
• is wearing a trucker hat, seven years late. #
• wants to take a pedicab but is afraid he’ll die. #
• is, like, really? A Duran Duran cover band? #
• is getting ready for Rob’s reading. ( http://bit.ly/IvFB6 ) #
• Rami from project Runway is at the Hole Shiortless. HOTTTTTTTTT # [Note: I meant to text that to Rob, not Twitter it.]
• who is your friend!? # [Note: I meant to text that to my friend Jesse, not Twitter it.]
• promises to be more careful with the speed-dial. # [Note: In reference to above two tweets.]
• doesn’t understand why any academic journal is printed on paper anymore. ( http://bit.ly/18KfLj ) #
• is completely sick of the weather. It’s going to feel like 100° today. ( http://bit.ly/T44vs ) #
• just read a 130-word sentence written by one of his students. #
• is wondering if anyone in San Diego would let him borrow a truck for a few hours so he can pick up a dryer. #
• was hit on by Shepard Smith once. #lameclaimtofame #
• was linked by Gawker for being the 345th person to out Anderson Cooper: http://is.gd/1GGas #lameclaimtofame #
• RT @huffingtonpost Tobias Barrington Wolff: All hands on deck in the Prop 8 litigation http://bit.ly/1844dY #
• is one of five people still watching “Kings,” which features, among others, the amazingly wooden and blank Macauley Culkin. #
• RT @walletpopper UC system hit hardest when we need it most http://bit.ly/X61tU #
• is reading about John Aravosis’s trip to the ER in the land of socialized medicine” ( http://bit.ly/4koKXH ) #
• is kind of flabbergasted that one of his students is outside the classroom, talking on the phone. Class doesn’t end for 30 minutes. #
• loves that, 85% of the time, the judges on SYTYCD actually make specific, helpful criticism. Except Mia, who’s kinda bitchy. #
• is going to stop writing his tweets and Facebook updates in the third person. After this one. #
• I’m glad the guy at Peet’s who looked dead was actually asleep. He just woke up and stretched. #
• I just reported someone on YouTube for hate speech, and I feel oddly stupid for bothering. #
• When will CNN fire Lou Dobbs for being a lying racist who ignore his boss’s orders? ( http://bit.ly/2FBI30 ) #
• My NSF application is making my head hurt. #
• The entire ucsd.edu domain is dead. What a frickin’ Mickey Mouse school. #

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