The Gideonse Bible   With the beard? Yeah, you!

• About last night… #
• RT @stephenfalk Our stewardess was so old I believe she might actually be the one Don Draper
  fucked in 1963. #
• OMG! I’m so excited about the rage-inducing lemon meringue pie that Homer is about to make! #
• OMG. Rage-inducing lemon meringue pie. #
• http://twitpic.com/f4a3m – I should know better than to leave a drawer open. #
• On calm and sultry evenings… mosquitoes came at us as if shot from a fire hose.” I <3 Ian Frazier. #
• While not good, “The Other Boleyn Girl” is so much better than the “The Tudors.” Also, the Henry VIII is hotter. #
• Watching Natalie Portman act with Scarlett Johansson is like watching a cat play with piece of string, a boring piece of string. #
• Dammit. I have a fever. #
• RT @MoRocca Iran’s best piano bar: Marie’s Hostage Crisis (2nd best: Don’t Tell Mullah!)
  #Tehrangaybars #
• I’d forgotten how racist “Attack of the Clones” was. I’m sure Betsy could’ve directed it better. Using
  furballs and dead flies as actors. #
• Why does Rob’s themometer only have readings in Celsius? #
• I must be sick; I teared up watching “Swing Vote.” #
• I’m devastated by Teddy Kennedy’s death. #
• It turns out that the gays saved marriage. ( http://bit.ly/qKKPG ) #
• Why are Cox Cable ads so bad? #
• If you say, “I don’t want to pay for someone else’s healthcare,” don’t be angry when I say you’re selfish.
  Dude, it IS selfish. Just own it. #
• Oh my God. Harvey K 73. eitel is so cute in “Alice Doesn’t Live Here Anymore.” #
• Oh, change that. Harvey turns into a monster. Now I’m gazing at 1974 Kris Kristofferson. Woof. #
• And: Chills. I guess the Tylenol wore off. #
• My Tivo Guide gives “Revenge of the Sith” three and a half stars. Out of four. WTF? #
• I want to break Melvin’s egg. #
• I think it takes either a lot of hypocrisy or true saintliness to be morally absolute. #
• The concentration of vapid stupidity that is the “Real World: Cancun” cast is unprecedented. Not
  counting Not counting Las Vegas, I guess. #
• I’m not a fag; I’m a werewolf. #
• I’m Peggy Olson, and I want to smoke some marijuana. #
• Does everyone know that if you get a grant/fellowship, you aren’t eligible for student loans? Am I that dumb? Or is this a trade secret? #
• iTunes is a piece of shit. That Apple has the nerve to brag about it is completely hubristic. #
• I’m reading a book I’m supposed to review and I just came across an egregious and offensive error. #
• There’s an emo kid at Peet’s wearing a homemade t-shirt that says, “The Federal Reserve is a Terrorist
  Organization.” Yawn. #
• The lesbians on University are especially cantankerous today. #
• http://twitpic.com/g8si0 – The cats are hot. #
• No one should die because they cannot afford health care, and no one should go broke because they get sick. Agree? Please re-post this. #
• RT @bethkwon I tried to read the NYT story about angry iPhone users on my iPhone and it crashed. Grrrr! Ha! // And: “Scene!” #
• When I asked the clerk at the UCSD bookstore if they had the new Lorrie Moore, she said, “Who?” I wanted to slap her. #
• Remember: honesty is the best policy, but there are other good ones too. #
• So, I’m taking a poetry workshop, and I haven’t written a poem since 1992. I feel so enjambed. #
• “Nancy Pelosi: No public option, no bill – Alex Isenstadt – POLITICO.com” ( http://bit.ly/ttWWQ ) #
• Betty’s is kind of a mess tonight. #
• http://twitpic.com/gip85 – This is not our fault. #
• Did #VanJones illegally invade a sovereign country? Commit multiple, egregious war crimes? Lie about healthcare bills or work for Fox News? #
• Nothing is more depressing than the stupidity, venom, and selfishness of the conservative base in the US. Nothing. Really. #VanJones #
• A neighbor left her dog in her yard all night. He’s at least 131 in dog years, has enormous testicles, and barks every 30 seconds. #
• The neighbors still haven’t come home. Their sad dog has barked himself hoarse. #
• I adore that “Fleshlight Motion” is getting more tweets than “Van Jones.” Masturbation is much preferred to wingnut witch hunts. #
• Oh, gee. #
• “Inglourious Basterds” was a loud and furious snuff film that symbolized nothing. #
• I’ve come to the realization that reading 2666 was a giant waste of time. #
• I’m about to see a rock musical about President Hoover. #
• I’m trying not to be scathing. #
• This sentence was written (not by me) in 2009: “HAART is analogous to being on chemotherapy for the rest of one’s life.” Discuss. #
• Rep. Joe Wilson (R-SC) 803-939-0041. Tell him that he’s an idiot and liar. It’ll be fun! #
• Does everyone else know about Wolfgang Petersen’s dreary gay movie from 1977? #
• Lady GaGa makes everything better. #
• Poetry is hard. #
• I love my Smurf prom dress. #
• The last thing I need on this day are tweets, updates, and blather telling me not to forget. Really? How would that happen, sans lobotomy? #
• One of the cats has decided to go to sleep on a stack of ACT-UP/SD archives. #

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