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- FRANK?
- SOME NOTES ON THE DAY
- COME BACK, COME BACK
- I KNOW MY FIRST NAME IS JACK
- CROW, WITH SYRUP
- OW
- WICKED QUEER
- ALMOST TOO COLD TO BE SO POPULAR
- RESOLVE
- HE AIN’T NO JUSTIN
- STEAL THIS IDENTITY
- WHY I REMOVED DEAN’S PICTURE FROM THAT GIF
- THE LORD OF THE RINGS, HOMOEROTICISM IN
- NEW YEAR’S IN NEW YORK: AGONY, ECSTASY
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October 2004 ( View complete archive page )
- We were the tap-dancing Rubik’s Cubes
- Blood on his hands
- From the Department of Too Much Time On My Hands
- Dan Savage: My hero
- In case you haven’t heard: Election 2004
- In case you need another visual aid for Rob’s last blog
- My first bestseller
- Yes, I’m a nerd
- Writing is hard, good, strangely powerful
- If I wrote one page a day, I’d could finish my novel in a year!
- Mmm…port!
- Top 14: There are some shockers!
- Lynne Cheney: Evil, Dumb, Sleazy
- CONGRATULATIONS, MARY KAY & VILI!!!
- BAD NEWS FOR MeetUp.com
- MUG SHOT
- THREES
- I HEARD THE SONGS
- WHY I LOVE A.O. SCOTT, part 523
- MY food DIARY 10/8
- MY food DIARY 10/7
- MY food DIARY 10/6
- MY food DIARY 10/5
- IN ORDER TO DROWN OUT THE SICK, SICK SOUNDS OF DICK CHENEY’S VOICE I AM LISTENING TO AIR SUPPLY
- THE TOP 14 FOR OCTOBER 5, 2004
- MY food DIARY 10/4
- A QUOTE FROM YOU ARE NOT THE ONE
- I’M ADDICTED TO IT
- THINGS ARE LOOKING UP
November 2004 ( View complete archive page )
- Again, living in a hole
- On red states and the possibility of change
- From the slush
- From an email to my father…
- I peed.
- Outing is fun!
- You know you’re screwed when…
- Can you hear it? It’s the sound of 16 hooves galloping towards us…
- Information wants to be free…
- What a quinky-dink!
- :(
- YEAH! And then some!
- I love me some b.j. (
- How much do I love A.O. Scott? Let me count the ways…
- My favorite string of words–November 9, 2004, edition
- If you don’t buy BAD CAT, the terrorists will win!
- Scheveningen, Belle & Sebastion, and strong coffee
- Another depressing sign of the Apocalypse
- Do not go gentle into that good night
- We rawwwwk
- Get the old fool off the TV, make Anderson take it off!
- Like, duh: My column is up
- Please vote for John Kerry
December 2004 ( View complete archive page )
- “Writing is not MY forte and MY FATHER does not care.”
- Yeah, that’ll really help them out
- Keeping up the the Joneses
- #3
- You have got to be kidding
- Yeah, well, what can I say?
- R.I.P.
- Christmas card #2
- Christmas card #1
- CNN has gone too far!
- The spirit catches you and you fall down
- For once, Ben Brantley doesn’t make me wanna hurl.
- Possible causes for why I feel icky
- I’m so confused. Is this hot or sad or funny? Help!
- I stole this from my friend Jesse’s blog
- There’s lemon yogurt in the fridge at my office
- Another reason that Canada is superior to the United States
- Ohio: Now blood red
- I lost my frog
- What not to say in a query letter…
- How did he get up there?
- Another slush puppy
January 2005 ( View complete archive page )
- Bring Me the Axe
- Murray’s Hill of Beans
- Why are my ratings down?
- Oh, go to Hell, you fucking “Passion” freaks
- Just asking…
- “I recovered the fumble, but when I got in the shower after the game, I literally had claw marks all over my inner thighs.”
- Oscar! Oscar, Oscar.
- Badgers
- Another post about “Alias”
- Frank Smith is a genius
- Sharon returns!
- 100 things about me (or, how narcissism and the bandwagon have combined to suck hours from my life): Part 1
- What’s your definition of “Hell”?
- In which I create a manifesto on criticism through an excoriation of two really bad reviews
- Observations made this weekend
- When I’m not barfing, I’m reading Andrew Sullivan
- Oh, people are so silly
February 2005 ( View complete archive page )
- I wish I’d signed up for a pool
- Which faggot do you love the most?
- Kill Me Now
- Publishing is funny
- Is it mean to give someone a box of Depends for their 40th birthday?
- Prayer works!
- Anyone wanna join my prayer circle?
- Thanks for Googling “my first back hair”!
- A sign of something
- Does anyone watch “Carnivale” besides me?
- When the water level in my glass is too low for her to reach with her rough little tongue, this is how Betsy wets her whistle
- Saturday night’s alright for sneezing
- I’m sick and listening to “The Boy From Oz”
- I’m Feeling Lucky
- New to my “RESIGN NOW!” list: Larry Summers
- The Giddy Bib Marketing Dept. cashes in on Oscar Fever
- Don’t you know what an intersexual is?
- Remainders
- Rob didn’t like the pictures from the slumber party but I thought they were wonderfully tawdry
- Sign of the Apocalypse #4
- Don’t ask me why I spent three hours fixing the links, but gwyneth is live again
- Thank God for celebrities, because without them we could never feel so superior
- I can’t believe how much I care about this…
- The debut of “Bring Me the Axe”
- Pro/Con
- Planet Mars, I am on
- It’s not mean enough, but I like it
- 100 things about me: Part 2 (the allergy edition)
- For some reason, this logic is doubtful
- Tee hee
- Yet another reason to appalled by the NFL
- News from the Giddy Bib Marketing Department
- The small horny dog in the office
- Open bars should be banned
- Liz Mayer is SO reading my blog right now!
- It’s evil and wrong that I find this man hot, hot, hot
- Not much to say about this except “crazy people should get over themselves and develop senses of humor”
- We sure could use a little good news today
- I am not sure whether to love or hate Jest
- Four Is A Trend: Superman and the Zeitgeist
March 2005 ( View complete archive page )
- How much does Blogger suck? T H I S much!
- My new column: Guilt!
- This is the reason I read Defamer
- The Lobby of My Office at 6:23 p.m. (a one-act play)
- People are finally reading my goddamn column
- I hate it when my food moves
- I shouldn’t be so excited about this, but I am
- Happy Saint Patrick’s Day!
- New Poll: Why did Mario Vazquez quit “American Idol”?
- In which I go to see “Inside Deep Thoat” and remember seeing “Deep Throat”
- Deeply wrong
- From the email I wrote 5 minutes ago: “OH MY FUCKING LORD JESUS CHRIST.”
- I stole this link from Amy Hundley
- It’s only an outing if you’re in
- Not a conspiracy, just a server meltdown
- Poor Betsy
- Reason #72 why marrying Rob will improve my life
- Is Pollhost.com censoring me?
- You get what you pay for
- Dur!
- This video reminds me of high school
- Wanna move in with me?
April 2005 ( View complete archive page )
- Where is my intern?
- Revisionism
- The In-Laws
- This Paula Abdul stuff has got to stop!
- Sense memory
- Okay, there are a few things that I’ll miss about New York
- Feverish
- mmmm…leeches…
- The best query letter of the day is…
- Things I learned last night
- Who knew that my Ratzinger posts would be so popular?
- Four Jews and an agnostic discuss the Ratz’s elevation
- At least we know that he’s not the Anti-Christ
- How scary is this man?
- I think this picture says everything you need to know about Ben Ben “post-fix”
- “Paula Abdul’s affair with Mario Vazquez”
- Some songs I’d forgotten about and now re-fallen in love with because of the iPod shuffle
- I am an iPod commerical
- I’m drinking spiced vodka and wondering whether drunk blogging is a good idea
- Why did I just spend the last 12 minutes looking for a countdown timer for this post?
- I love it when the TV people make an episode just for me
- Which is worse?
- My editor’s headline for this week’s column made me pee!
- Folks have been asking how it all happened
- It would be so great if someone brought me a cup of coffee right now
- For all of you who were wondering, dinner was fine
- I’m NOT having dinner with the Devil
- Girls! Girls! You’re all pretty!
- Since I’ve been gone
- I wish I’d written this story
- No one listens to me when I tell them that Cincinnati is the strangest city in America
- How much does Yahoo! suck? T H I S much!
May 2005 ( View complete archive page )
- They Fight Crime! (is back)
- Archaeology, or what I found while packing
- Tom Cruise: SHUT THE FUCK UP!
- Shuffle
- Rob and I are thinking about getting a dog
- Thank you, Amy, for telling me about the best-named nature preserve EVER
- Get well soon
- Fucking hypocrites
- Oy
- Betsy is regal; Jack is stuck; I’m going to New Orleans
- Gay bloggers get boozed-up
- Vinegar
- What will Paula be doing next year?
- A man, a plan, a canal, Panama!
- Paula Abdul is toast
- Rob’s 36th Birthday Party (a photo essay)
June 2005 ( View complete archive page )
- Overheard on the 4 train
- How many have YOU seen?
- No more bear meat at the Glory Hole
- Not that I’m complaining…
- Let me clarify…
- I’m so scary!
- Mmm…eating Russell Crowe
- Sign of the Apocalypse #91
- It’s way too hot, so I made a poll
- No. No. Absolutely not.
- I guess there’s a reason he’s a debt collector and not, I dunno, a physicist
- He better not die at the end
- Did you mother teach you to do that?
- BLA BLA: 600 Incredibly Useless Facts
- BookExpo America: Not for the faint of heart
- White Girl Disappears! (CNN does it again…)
- Exhausted
July 2005 ( View complete archive page )
- Meanwhile, Betsy has discovered the sink
- Shockingly hypocritical, even for these fools
- I’m sure there’s something wrong with me, but I think John Roberts is HOT
- Noooo! I LIKE Bill Hemmer!
- Rosencrantz & Guildenstern Are Dead (Or, What I did during Rob’s bachelor party)
- In which we spend the night with British children’s books
- I was more terrified than Dakota pretended to be
- I’m sure no one is reading my blog for Karl Rove commentary
- Wonder why I haven’t been posting?
- Judith Miller is my hero
- In today’s news
- Donna Frye is a right-on woman!
- Work go bye-bye — the pros and cons
- The greatest movie trailer of all time
- Finally, someone noticed that I write fiction good
- Karl Rove to become someone’s bitch
- What are the cats doing today?
- Statistics are fun!
- Jesus Fucking Christ!
- Lindsay Lohan’s tits (that should get me some hits)
August 2005 ( View complete archive page )
- Leaving New York — the pros and cons
- On Christian Bale, Kurt Russell, and Jessica Alba’s ta-tas
- Rawhide. Check.
- Every once in a while I actually smile about an “only in New York” moment
- MOMA. Check.
- We should just kill Pat Robertson
- I’ve got the Jude Law picture, in case you’re looking for it
- Don’t get sick if you’re poor
- Because I’m a follower
- I fixed Blogger myself!
- I am life insured!
- We should all be as humble as Pamela Anderson
- Sign of the Apocalypse #2
- The Dugout. Oh, the Dugout.
- Against my better judgment, I am engaging again
- I saw it with my own eyes: I was at Moomba, and I watched Jessica Simpson make out with Keira Knightley and 50 Cent doink Mariah Carey!
- Runt
- Meanwhile, in the news
- Irony, or something
- Huge!
- Mmm. My apartment smells soooo good!
- I think my days in Park Slope are limited
- Our wedding night
- Sadness: Peter Jennings died
- John Roberts: Not hot!
- Yes, I was fellating my straw
- I’m back
- I’m hoping that I have categories now, because that would be v. v. cool
September 2005 ( View complete archive page )
- Purple
- “compunded by the blurring of the trimodal pattern of super-domains”
- Rob’s high school reunion sucked
- My anonymous readers are legion
- Yo me llamo Theodoro
- Hurricanes are HOTTT!
- Finally, I have Internet access
- People continue to be nice
- Driving from Brooklyn to San Diego: An epic summary
- We have arrived!
October 2005 ( View complete archive page )
- Better late than never, I guess
- Giddy Bib Verison 6.0
- I guess this fits in the “declaring the obvious” department
- I was wrong (about Charles Peirce, Judith Miller, and others)!
- Don’t Cry Out Loud
- What ah yoo doin’, alcoholic bitch?
- Still awake…so I’m reading Best of Craigslist
- Why am I awake?
- Looking on the bright side of life
- Quickest way to lose all self-confidence and start thinking you’re dumber than box of wet hair? Go to grad school.
- Tab Hunter: Tool
- Another “pro” for San Diego
- Buy my goddamn book!
- The Sound Of A Bomb
November 2005 ( View complete archive page )
- Good Lord, it’s been weeks since I last posted!
- Oh, I forgot to mention Halloween
- This may constitute push-polling, but…
- Approved!
- Bummed
- Horseshit of the day: “We Do Not Torture,” Bush declares
- Republicans! Learn your movie history!
- Name our new car!
- The power of Gawker should not be underestimated
- Against the “Wing”-ed migration to “Commander-in-Suck”
- No, I never dated Anderson Cooper
December 2005 ( View complete archive page )
- A New Year’s gift for Giddy Bib readers: a Rob and Ted wedding extravaganza!
- If I had more time, more theory at my disposal, and a reason, I’d write my thesis on Festivus
- Kelly Clarkson!
- The jukebox never played my songs
- Maybe it’s not the moon at all / I hear Spike Lee’s shooting down the street
- Canadian group sex, pro or con?
- Jennie Mae Brown and David Horowitz should buy an island in the middle of the ocean and create their own fascist state
- Merry Christmas!
- Some awesomeness
- Finally, a couch
- I was going to blog about the “War on Christmas”…
- So, I’m taking care of my friend’s cats over Christmas…
- It’s a pathetic life
- I actually have sympathy pains
- Christmas trees fit in Saabs
- I don’t have much to say about Jenny Shimizu, Angelina Jolie, or Brad Pitt
- Turtle
- Just asking…
- And I’m still not done
January 2006 ( View complete archive page )
- Mmm…she-males…
- Great moments in the history of kitties
- Kirk Cameron, from teen idol to borned-again gay basher
- The big problem with the Spanish word for husband…
- (I am) Nobody’s Lunch
- “Rhymes with chick flick”
- Brokeback
- Another passage for inclusion in the Hall of Fame of terrible academic writing
- “Disconcerting”
- Meme alert!
- Post-modernism is fun! (And Towleroad, genius)
- Sad, sad Turtle
February 2006 ( View complete archive page )
- Why, oh, why do I engage? Because it’s SO much fun!
- Betsies that splatter
- What the Williams/Gideonse household is doing right now
- In which Eric auditions for “Shouts & Murmurs”
- The top 14 things I’ve been doing that are not writing my paper on Foucault, Bourdieu, and the palpability of power (I mean, besides blogging)
- 217
- Some stuff I’ve noticed about UCSD
- Some stuff I need to get off my chest
- A big Giddy Bib welcome to all of my new readers from Brooklin, Maine — especially the one who works at Woodenboat
- Congratulations to me: 100,000!!!
- Today’s weather and the weather this weekend
- DEAD: Betty Friedan, Feminist Hero and Cantankerous Old Broad, 85
- Boycott NBC!
March 2006 ( View complete archive page )
- Quick and dirty “American Idol” talking points
- Judith Butler would be proud!
- Kids are cool!
- I [Heart] Andrew Sullivan
- Geeks [Heart] Brokeback
- Information wants to be free: Chris Daughtry Shirtless!!!
- Wow. Cincinnati has changed.
- A list of short blog posts that are easier to read in a list than in a series of several posts
- This week’s time suck: Commenting on bad right-wing blogs
- Why I think they got kicked off last night…
- Dear readers, what should I do?
- What he said!
- Some historical perspective on last night’s Debacle
- Homophobia, alive and well in Hollywood, not just in “Red State America”
- Q: On Thursday night, was Paul Abdul drunk, stoned, or over-medicated?
- I hated “Crash”
- In which I finally say something about this season’s “American Idol”
April 2006 ( View complete archive page )
- Thank God Pickler got kicklered off
- Things to be depressed about
- Sign of the Apocalypse #14F
- Happy Easter from Wrongville
- Now we KNOW he lied
- El barrio de los postgraduados
- In case you were wondering what I have to read this quarter…
- I like to think that Mandisa got kicked off because she idolizes Beth Moore
- The Gospel of Judas
- What I did over Spring Break
May 2006 ( View complete archive page )
- The one time I want to enter the New Yorker caption contest and I miss the deadline
- Love/Hate #2
- Some notes on the new design
- The Surface
- Anyone who has a cat will understand why this picture is so crazy funny
- The top 10 moments of last night’s shockingly good “American Idol” finale
- Love/Hate
- I’m looking forward to not having the dreams anymore
- Ears. Bleeding. Stop. Music. Please.
- Mmm…Teamsters…
- I’m beginning to wonder if Andrew Sullivan is just not very smart
- My essay on "American Idol"
- The Da Vinci Code is TRUE!
- For the first time, I am proud to be a graduate of the New School and I am admitting that Andrew Sullivan is a jerk
- Nothing on TV made me cry this week
- It’s gay! It’s TJ!
- O.M.G.
- I meant to post this ages ago: Anthrorox 5 de Mayo Karaoke Xtravaganza 2006
- Libya needs dimples!
- In the news: Spying, Lying, and Teaching
- I know the whole “They have our phone records!” thing is WAY important, but, DUDE, Karl Rove has told his staff that he’s going to be indicted!
- Yeah, what HE said
- I struck today
June 2006 ( View complete archive page )
- That’s why it’s called customer service
- Jack gets jiggy with it
- OMG. Shoes.
- Yeah, so, somehow I spent last weekend at Camp Pendleton
- Exactamundo
- Vulgar
- Live blogging my 10th college reunion (Not!)
- Shoes
- Dogs and cats living together - mass hysteria!
- Why Joe Jervis is one of my personal heroes
- Information wants to free!
- Sign of the Apocalypse TK
- Smoking crack again, Andrew Sullivan calls the Pet Shop Boys…
- Prolly not true, but too awesomely amusing not to reproduce
- In case you missed Bush’s gay marriage speech
- My birthday rawked!
July 2006 ( View complete archive page )
- Happy Anniversay to us!
- Kids these days
- And, duh
- Things I’ve been meaning to say, World War 3 edition
- Kiki loves you so much that she came back from the dead
- The Lost Coast
- Things I’ve been meaning to say
- Me, squinty, in the pool
- I’m cranky today (part 2) [updated!]
- I’m cranky today (part 1)
- Happy 4th of July!
August 2006 ( View complete archive page )
- End of the summer opinions, televised entertainment edition
- Please spell my name correctly
- Speaking of Jesus…
- Drop kick me, Jesus, through the goal posts of life!
- Lazy Bear, or Lady Bear, or the Bear Jamboree, or the Big Hairy Homos Drinking Beer & Oggling Each Other Festival (2006 Summer Vacation Recap Part 4)
- A meme for all those people who are wistful about my time as an agent
- Michael Rogers and PageOneQ like me!
- I left my heart in San Francisco (2006 Summer Vacation Recap Part 3)
- Woo-hooooooooooo! Red Fucking Alert!
- The Pacific Coast Highway is super pretty (2006 Summer Vacation Recap Part 2)
- Our 1st wedding anniversary (2006 Summer Vacation Recap Part 1)
- Lazy Bear ain't so lazy
September 2006 ( View complete archive page )
October 2006 ( View complete archive page )
- Clifford Geertz has died
- Halloween 2006: “Long-haired freaky people need not apply”
- iTunes recommends that I’m gay
- Stem cells, phlegm cells!
- Finally, someone published our engagement picture
- Free Winkie!
- Send Democrats money!
- If I was straight, athletic, and didn’t throw “like a girl”1…
- Two different reactions to pesky gay rumors
- Did you know that there’s a blog for our book?
- 70
- On burning bridges, and stuff…
- Furries. In French.
- Yo. I’m gay.
- La Cage Aux Foley
- End of the summer opinions, book-length fiction edition
- Water. Too much of it.
November 2006 ( View complete archive page )
- Too. Many. Things. At. Once.
- See us LIVE in SF on Monday!
- What I am doing instead of writing my thesis
- The election, blah, blah, blah…
- u r divorst
- Everything wrong with banking and beer bloat
- Doogie’s a homo! (Like, um, duh.)
- Ted, just admit it…
- $100
- And Haggard’s call boy, dealer is pretty hot
- “Reality has a well-known liberal bias”
- In case you missed it: Republicans are lying racists and Democrats can be funny
December 2006 ( View complete archive page )
- New Year’s Eve resolutions — what I plan to do by midnight!
- Saddam to be so damn dead in a few hours
- Curtis
- “Share your success with us”
- ‘Twas the meme before Christmas
- Only four months late
- Columbia House kinda missed the point
- Best of the Feeds #2
- History
- Not sucking
- “You are in league with evil-doers who hate our freedoms.”
- Best of the Feeds
- Our reading was amazing
- Why I do it
January 2007 ( View complete archive page )
- There are so many levels of funny in this…
- I’m sure you were wondering how Donnie Davies and Luce Irigaray could be synthesized. Well, wonder no more!
- “…in fact, Indecent Music is being made.”
- 6.6!
- Buy the book!
- “unbearable taco”
- For about a minute today, I caught the Times without a copy editor
- 2.2 pounds
- Best of the Feeds (and Reads) #5
- Overheard in Rob and Ted’s apartment
- On arrogance, ad hominem attacks, hypocrisy, and Marx
- Time to boycott eBay…no really, I’m serious
- Just like the end of T2, except, well, not really
- I turned in my thesis today
- Best of the Feeds (and Reads) #4
- WTF?
- Top 14 things I meant to blog about but didn’t get around to in 2006
- Best of the Feeds (and Reads) #3
- In case you missed the Times on Sunday
- The Top and Bottom 14 of 2006 (14 being the best and the worst, because I can’t make the html reverse the order)
February 2007 ( View complete archive page )
March 2007 ( View complete archive page )
April 2007 ( View complete archive page )
- Disturbia
- I took my mom to Tijuana
- UCSD is a very, very weird place
- Mon dieu!
- Don Tuzin
- 20.6
- Five years ago…
- “Who’s Sanjaya?” she said and smiled in her special way
- Ted Haggard is completely heterosexual in 4/4 time. (Or at least I think it’s 4/4.)
- How weird is this?
- Out goes back to its roots
- In other news, I’m still working on my thesis
- Speaking of the Apocalypse…
May 2007 ( View complete archive page )
- Yes, I'm 33. Just like Jesus was. When he died.
- East side, west side, rouse the city!
One day, one nightFour days, four nights, that's the pity... - My new heroes: Thea Spyer and Edith Windsor
- Way, way back
- It's all about the Blake
- Kill! Kill!
- "Radically unman[ning] the discourse of the sublime" since 2001
- Clearly, a house is not a home
- Jerry Falwell was a bad, bad, bad man
- Sign of the Apocalypse #17
- Hands on a hard Sun God
- Pressed for words
- "I hear everybody that you know is more relevant than everybody that I know."
June 2007 ( View complete archive page )
- Not a particularly good chance, but, hey, it's better than nothing.
- In 1997, I got bored and wrote a letter to Might
- Things to wish for
- I kinda hate Vernon God Little
- My friend Kevin is really funny.
- I hope you'll text.
- Mismanagement of time
- Aw, poor Isaiah Washington. He was fired for bigotry.
- In case you were wondering how much I weighed in spider monkeys...
- Among other things, we saw "Xanadu." Seriously.
July 2007 ( View complete archive page )
- You could write a dissertation about this video, Part 2
- Rainbows are pretty! "Wicked" sucked!
- You could write a dissertation about this video
- My favorite spam comment of the week
- There are two things in the world I can't abide: it's heat and heathens.
- Eight random things
- The electric snake
- Oh, you've gotta be kidding.
- In the future, Hillary Clinton's face will be on the $10,000 bill. Heh.
- I just love John Malkovich
- Hot!
- Notes on the TV (not actually sitting on the TV set, but rather about the stuff seen on the TV screen)
August 2007 ( View complete archive page )
- Fisking David Steinberger
- My syllabus for the fall
- Larry Craig: Dumber than a box of hair, bag of dirt, sock full of lint, crate of retarded potatoes, etc.
- CNN is insane
- It was like watching a dog play the piano.
- Nothing says "wedding" quite like a severed pig's head
- I will not use a cliche to title this post. No, I will not call it "Vegas, baby!" Never.
- Here's a shocker: Yahoo! customer service and tech support sucks (unless you raise Holy Hell, then they do the right thing)
- Shit I'm diggin' right now
September 2007 ( View complete archive page )
- Twin Peaks: The Perfume
- Ya know, I was thinking about getting an iPhone...
- Gas is for suckers!
- Bush to "illegals": Drop dead!
- Bear Camp 2007
- "I really do believe that the Bible was written by the government"
- The best part of the article about James Frey's new book deal
- Me <-- Ugly American
- Who knew?
- Don't worry. The culture shock is lessening...
- GDL, as the locals say
October 2007 ( View complete archive page )
- Best of the Feeds (and Reads) #7
- Apocalypse Now
- Obligatory "Dumbledore is gay" post
- I got a message from Beth on Facebook that said "for your blog."
- I wish I had a picture of the foam fingers to go with this story, but, alas, I don't.
- Life changing events!
- Oh, Christ.
- I've had two years of Spanish, and I couldn't do all that much better.
November 2007 ( View complete archive page )
December 2007 ( View complete archive page )
- Cincinnati, home of the Culture War
- When the end of the world comes, I want to be in Cincinnati. Everything that happens comes there ten years later than anywhere else.
- Merry Christmas!
- What is this "gift exchange" thing you speak of?
- Gee.
- What I've been doing besides blogging, Part 6: Seeing movies that don't suck!
- For the record, I don't hate Céline Dion
- OMG!
- What I've been doing besides blogging, Part 5: Scrabulous, Warbook, and other Facebook time sucks!
- It's not very scary when the lights are on
- What I've been doing besides blogging, Part 4: Going to the annual meeting of the American Anthropology Association!
- What I've been doing besides blogging, Part 3: Paying too much attention to the presidential campaign!
- What I've been doing besides blogging, Part 2: Making Thanksgiving Dinner!
- What I've been doing besides blogging, Part 1: Teaching!
- Um, yeah.
January 2008 ( View complete archive page )
February 2008 ( View complete archive page )
- The dolphins will be mad.
- It's Spring in La Jolla!
- There Will Be Phlegm: Live Blogging the Oscars
- Oscar! Oscar! Oscar!
- Duty calls
- British advertising is SO much better than American
- Clinton vs. Obama in Port Townsend, Washington
- The Gideonse Bible endorses Obama!
- I can't decide if this is the best picture EVER.
March 2008 ( View complete archive page )
April 2008 ( View complete archive page )
- Crazy English Tongue Muscle Training House
- Today is the Day of Silence
- Like the Osmonds, but not.
- Inverts
- This sign made me very happy
- Mawage. Mawage is wot bwings us togeder tooday.
- I was about to do another one of those "What I've been doing instead of blogging" posts but I couldn't get motivated.
May 2008 ( View complete archive page )
- I went to a show, and it rocked.
- The efficiency of our governor's office
- It has already happened, but the magic of TV makes it "live" to me! (Live Blogging "American Idol 7")
- Should win: David Cook. Will win: David Archuleta. Sadness.
- Now with groovy legal standing!
- Really? Yasser Arafat?
- Save the whores?
- File under: "A picture says a thousand words!"
- Finally!
- Two things I learned on RateMyProfessor.com today
- Me, meth
June 2008 ( View complete archive page )
- McCain / NSFW
- And this is what happened to Baby Jane:
- I filled up my car. It cost $48. I have a 1994 Corolla. I hate the world.
- Unhinged Hilltards
- Happy Pride Month!
- I don't know if I can vote for Obama now. Really.
- A week ago today, I turned 22!
- I read last night, and it was fun.
- Barry should send this cat to Hillary's office
July 2008 ( View complete archive page )
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October 2008 ( View complete archive page )
- Laura Haynes: Sloppy or simply dishonest?
- Do not want!
- Honking for equality
- Questions that have been plaguing me
- Holler at your boy. Carry on.
- A case study in bad argumentation
- I'm going to be a stegosaurus!
- I stopped watching the debates, but I wish I'd seen this happen, cuz it's awesome.
- Sarah Palin is SO last week, but this video is delightful
- My mother ran me ragged, Part 3
- The Sarah Palin Debate Flow Chart
November 2008 ( View complete archive page )
- As seen on TV
- I joined the impact, along with 25,000 other San Diegans
- Wanda Sykes: Gay!
- Frank Schubert is a liar, a bigot, and an idiot.
- The top 10 reasons why Prop 8 passed
- I [heart] Dan Savage
- Well, Keith gets it.
- Thanks, California, for nothing
- 44
- This is what democracy looks like
- While the Pentecostals spoke in tongues, we lit candles and marched for equality. We win.
December 2008 ( View complete archive page )
- The 2008 Golden Teddy Awards for Most Excellence in Music
- The 2008 Golden Teddy Awards for Most Excellence in Books
- The 2008 Golden Teddy Awards for Most Excellence in Film
- The 2008 Golden Teddy Awards for Most Excellence in Television
- Announcing the 2008 Golden Teddy Awards
- Ken Starr? Really?
- My 8 steps to being not insanely (just really) pissed about Rick Warren
- My blog's personality, based on a probably very unscientific analysis
- Meta-est meta post ever
- Prop 8: The Musical
- My World AIDS Day post: HIV, the Internet, and identity in San Diego.
January 2009 ( View complete archive page )
February 2009 ( View complete archive page )
- I love this video. Because I am a giant cheese ball homo.
- At some point today, Ted...
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- Please, won't you help?
- Today, Ted...
- Why are we always out of job? It's Spider-Man.
- Dustin Lance Black is awesome
- Commie Homo-Loving Sons of Guns [Heart] Sean Penn
- Live-Blogging the Milky Oscars
- The Random CD Cover meme
March 2009 ( View complete archive page )
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- I think this is one of the best performances on "American Idol" ever
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- Nom Nom Nom Nom Nom Nom Nom
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- "It's fine being artistic, but not on this show"
- At some point today, Ted...
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- Jack loves his new plastic bag
- At some point today, Ted...
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- Oh, and my prom theme was "Save the Best For Last"
- Walnut Hills High School, 1992
- At some point today, Ted...
- Rick Santelli, CNBC, and Patenaude & Felix: Go. To. Hell.
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April 2009 ( View complete archive page )
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- While I was writing a paper, some gay marriage stuff happened.
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- The City of San Diego is trying to steal $250.84 from me
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- #AmazonFail: Simmer down now. Or not.
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May 2009 ( View complete archive page )
- Tweets for the week of 2009-05-30
- Adding injury to insult
- It bears repeating: "The top 10 reasons why Prop 8 passed"
- At some point today, Ted...
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- I think it's time I owned this situation
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June 2009 ( View complete archive page )
July 2009 ( View complete archive page )
- A scorecard for the Skip Gates vs. Sergeant Crowley vs. President Obama vs. the mainstream media brouhaha
- Tweets for the week of 2009-07-25
- Tweets for the week of 2009-07-18
- Tweets for the week of 2009-07-11
- Okay, fine. I'll live-blog the Michael Jackson memorial service. And I did. So there.
- What I did on the 4th of July
- Tweets for the week of 2009-07-04
August 2009 ( View complete archive page )
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October 2009 ( View complete archive page )
- The Worst Witch
- Twitter Weekly Updates for 2009-10-30
- Ted's 10 rules for the use of the Internet
- I was bride for Halloween when I was 13.
- Can Adam Lambert succeed? Notes on the ontological homophobia in popular culture
- Twitter Weekly Updates for 2009-10-23
- Notes on camp
- Other stuff happened in Utah, too.
- Twitter Weekly Updates for 2009-10-16
- A sestina to explain Monday's tweets
- "Obama Long On Promises, Short On Specifics"
- Twitter Weekly Updates for 2009-10-09
- It's Gideonse, not Gideon's. Really. I would know.
- Obama's first major speech after winning the Nobel Peace Prize will be to the gays
- "Levi Johnston" already sounds like a porn name
- Of American cities with over 1 million people, San Diego is the 20th smartest. And the 9th largest. You do the math.
- God, I miss New York.
- Twitter Weekly Updates for 2009-10-02
November 2009 ( View complete archive page )
- Twitter Weekly Updates for 2009-11-27
- 75 things I'm thankful for (in no particular order)
- Mama!!!
- 3 things about Adam Lambert, Part 3: The AMAs, raunch at 10:55 PM, and "I’m Not a Babysitter. I’m a Performer."
- 3 things about Adam Lambert, Part 2: Oh, he released an album, too!
- 3 things about Adam Lambert, Part 1: That Out kerfuffle
- Twitter Weekly Updates for 2009-11-20
- Twitter Weekly Updates for 2009-11-13
- Refusing to give money to the DNC, Organizing for America, or the Obama campaign
- Twitter Weekly Updates for 2009-11-06
- Obligatory post for the Bible-thumping bigots, idiots, and liars who keep voting against me: Fuck you.
December 2009 ( View complete archive page )
January 2010 ( View complete archive page )
February 2010 ( View complete archive page )
- Tweets for the week ending 2010-02-28
- Tweets for the week ending 2010-02-21
- For this week's poetry class, an option was to re-write Ginsburg's "America." I did, and I realize that I should be on the no-fly list.
- I swarm: Dear HRC...
- Tweets for the week ending 2010-02-14
- Tweets for the week ending 2010-02-07
- The 2009 Golden Teddy Awards for Most Excellence in Movies
March 2010 ( View complete archive page )
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- Tweets for the week of 2010-07-25
- Tweets for the week of 2010-07-18
- I [heart] the ACLU. They made me famous. Well, it depends on what you think "famous" means.
- In honor of the Dutch, I’m wearing my orange crocs while watching the World Cup
- Tweets for the week of 2010-07-11
- Tweets for the week of 2010-07-04
August 2010 ( View complete archive page )
- Tweets for the week of 2010-08-29
- Everything is terrible
- If you’re not listening to Lightspeed Champion, you’re really missing out.
- Puppies are cute.
- This is a photo of the empty sidewalk in front of my office.
- Zounds.
- "This is all about hate and Islamaphobia."
- It turns out, when you make your own gnocchi, it’s amazing.
- Sometimes CNN does this right thing.
- This is clearly NSFW
- Tweets for the week of 2010-08-22
- Sometimes I don’t smile.
- At the APA, a for-profit prison company was recruiting...
- Tweets for the week of 2010-08-15
- Tweets for the week of 2010-08-08
- Tweets for the week of 2010-08-01
September 2010 ( View complete archive page )
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December 2010 ( View complete archive page )
- Cold
- Our annual holiday card newsletter, this time written entirely in haiku
- Food, folks, fun, cats, dogs, and wrapping paper: Christmas!
- Tweets for the week of 2010-12-26
- Five Awesome Holiday Videos
- The 2010 Golden Teddy Awards for Most Excellence in Music
- I can't imagine anything I love more than Christmas
- Tweets for the week of 2010-12-19
- I've certainly enjoyed the Twitter coverage of the end of Don't Ask, Don't Tell
- Tweets for the week of 2010-12-12
- Tweets for the week of 2010-12-05
- Again, Never
January 2011 ( View complete archive page )
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May 2011 ( View complete archive page )
- [30 Day Song Challenge] Day 21: A Song I Listen To When I'm Happy
- [30 Day Song Challenge] Day 20: A Song I Listen To When I'm Angry
- [30 Day Song Challenge] Day 19: A Song From My Favorite Album
- Tweets for the week of 2011-05-29
- [30 Day Song Challenge] Day 18: A Song I Wish I Heard On The Radio
- Paris, je t'aime
- [30 Day Song Challenge] Day 17: A Song I Hear Often On The Radio
- [30 Day Song Challenge] Day 16: A Song I Used To Love But Now Hate
- You’d need to be still drunk to like The Hangover Part 2
- [30 Day Song Challenge] Day 15: A Song That Describes Me
- [30 Day Song Challenge] Day 14: A Song No one Would Expect Me to Love
- [30 Day Song Challenge] Day 13: A Guilty Pleasure
- [30 Day Song Challenge] Day 12: A Song From A Band I Hate
- Tweets for the week of 2011-05-22
- Songs to be raptured by
- [30 Day Song Challenge] Day 11: A Song From My Favorite Band
- Everything Must Go, but you should stay at home
- [30 Day Song Challenge] Day 10: A Song That Makes Me Fall Asleep
- [30 Day Song Challenge] Day 9: A Song I Can Dance To
- [30 Day Song Challenge] Day 8: A Song I Know All the Words To
- Kristen Wiig!!!
- [30 Day Song Challenge] Day 7: A Song That Reminds Me of a Certain Event
- [30 Day Song Challenge] Day 6: A Song That Reminds Me of Somewhere
- [30 Day Song Challenge] Day 5: A Song That Reminds Me of Someone
- Tweets for the week of 2011-05-15
- [30 Day Song Challenge] Day 4: A Song That Makes Me Sad
- [30 Day Song Challenge] Day 3: A Song That Makes Me Happy
- [30 Day Song Challenge] Day 2: My Least Favorite Song
- Elephants and Summer Movies
- [30 Day Song Challenge] Day 1: My Favorite Song
- Mama, don't take my Kodachrome away
- Tweets for the week of 2011-05-08
- Tweets for the week of 2011-05-01
June 2011 ( View complete archive page )
- Bad Teacher wasn't so bad
- Tweets for the week of 2011-06-26
- It’s not easy being green
- Tweets for the week of 2011-06-19
- Tweets for the week of 2011-06-19
- Super 8, uncut
- Tweets for the week of 2011-06-12
- Tweets for the week of 2011-06-12
- Begin the Beguine
- [30 Day Song Challenge] Day 30: My Favorite Song At This Time Last Year
- [30 Day Song Challenge] Day 29: A Song From My Childhood
- [30 Day Song Challenge] Day 28: A Song That Makes Me Feel Guilty
- [30 Day Song Challenge] Day 27: A Song I Wish I Could Play
- [30 Day Song Challenge] Day 26: A Song That I Can Play On An Instrument
- Tweets for the week of 2011-06-05
- [30 Day Song Challenge] Day 25: A Song That Makes Me Laugh
- [30 Day Song Challenge] Day 24: A Song I Want To Play At My Funeral
- [30 Day Song Challenge] Day 23: A Song I Want To Play At My Wedding
- [30 Day Song Challenge] Day 22: A Song I Listen To When I'm Sad
July 2011 ( View complete archive page )
- Tweets for the week of 2011-07-31
- Tweets for the week of 2011-07-24
- My review of Horrible Bosses is mostly about how annoying Ramin Setoodeh is
- Tweets for the week of 2011-07-17
- Tweets for the week of 2011-07-17
- Tweets for the week of 2011-07-10
- America (after Alan Ginsberg)
- Tweets for the week of 2011-07-03
August 2011 ( View complete archive page )
- Even though I'm a little embarrassed that I write letters to Harvard Magazine, I'm posting my latest one here because my dad said I should
- Tweets for the week of 2011-08-28
- It's only a little idiotic
- So, yeah, I liked "The Help"
- Tweets for the week of 2011-08-21
- Tweets for the week of 2011-08-21
- Tweets for the week of 2011-08-14
- Oh, yes. Glee in 3-D.
- Tweets for the week of 2011-08-07
- You finally made a monkey out of me!
- I meant to post these reviews, but I forgot.
September 2011 ( View complete archive page )
October 2011 ( View complete archive page )
- Tweets for the week of 2011-10-30
- Tweets for the week of 2011-10-23
- Tweets for the week of 2011-10-16
- Go see Weekend, right now. I mean it. Really. Go.
- Real Steel. Really? REALLY?
- Tweets for the week of 2011-10-09
- Tweets for the week of 2011-10-09
- Tweets for the week of 2011-10-02
- Yes, I am still reviewing movies. Here are the last four!